Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Arrested Choices

I am such a Michael. I wish I had a family as funny as the Bluths instead of the tragic disaster I ended up with. At least then they’d be someone easy to deal with.

Just A Swammin’ - not sure what this is but came across it on the table in a cigar bar. Reminds me of a single sperm.

Just A Swammin’ - not sure what this is but came across it on the table in a cigar bar. Reminds me of a single sperm.

I think this turned out alright.

I think this turned out alright.

Welfare is absolutely not to be spent on drugs.

Passing laws telling welfare recipients they can’t use their supplements to buy drugs is just like passing laws telling politicians they can’t accept bribes. In other words, pointless and already illegal.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Lemons

Lemons: The gift that life keeps on giving.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Me first, then god

There is no “me” in Christian. There’s also no “god” in Christian.

What’s Your Emergency

I got to call 911 for the first time today and it wasn’t for me. That’s a good thing right?

Friday, September 12, 2014
Broken with no intentions of fixing.

Broken with no intentions of fixing.

Thursday, September 11, 2014
Golden Spiral - I found this bit of vine dead and curled up in the parking lot at work today.

Golden Spiral - I found this bit of vine dead and curled up in the parking lot at work today.

I think I need this hat.

I think I need this hat.

(Source: hmmmhmmhm)