I am such a Michael. I wish I had a family as funny as the Bluths instead of the tragic disaster I ended up with. At least then they’d be someone easy to deal with.
Welfare is absolutely not to be spent on drugs.
Passing laws telling welfare recipients they can’t use their supplements to buy drugs is just like passing laws telling politicians they can’t accept bribes. In other words, pointless and already illegal.
Lemons: The gift that life keeps on giving.
Me first, then god
There is no “me” in Christian. There’s also no “god” in Christian.
What’s Your Emergency
I got to call 911 for the first time today and it wasn’t for me. That’s a good thing right?